Laziest Nigerian email scam ever -- and another even lazier

Here is the email I received today, in its entirety:

Good day,
I have a Business for you to handle with me. Should you be interested please contact me.
R G Barber.

rojo5962@wowway.com

Sure. I'd like to handle "a Business" for you. Especially if it involves your sucking money out of my bank account or using my credit card to buy flat-screen TVs.

Bugger off!

BUT WAIT -- There's more!

I got this e-mail this afternoon. Even lazier. You'd have to be an imbecile to open this phishing e-mail "attach":

I am online waiting for your reply

Tuesday, June 30, 2009 7:57 PM

From:

"B. Keemon"

To:

undisclosed-recipients

Message contains attachments

[attachment link was here]

The attach has the message, please read the attach

Yeah, right. And I am online waiting for the ultimate in lazy email scams. No message, just a link labeled "Sucker Clicking Here."